Cantinfladas and the orange that was black

According to the trend-setters in NYC, black was the new orange; no, it is the other way around, orange is the new black. And according to multiculturalist educators in CCNY, anglo narratives have been influenced by cantinfladas. And furthemore, there is a causative relationship between the previous two sentences. And as la Doctora Polo, the judge that brings babalaos into the tv courtroom, says, "caso cerrado". Y si le molestan los ands, pues ándese para....