LA ALCAPURRIA QUEMÁ GOES TOURISTIC

Why make the word touristic a pejorative adjective if all travelers want is to enjoy what natives might desire also, and hope for prices not to go up was crossing my mind when a long line of  chubby, sweating, rosacea-prompt, red skin cheeks and pink lips foreigners -never seen before in the young women's fonda La Alcapurria Quemá- formed to order the odd dark looking queen of Puerto Rican fritters: crab or meat or vegetables or fish filled crispy, strong green banana flavor, oval, long, and dark brown penis-like-shape alcapurria.